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Welcome to the latest edition of the latest
addition to Us EXPOSED.
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Flash,
our executive smart ass, has decided to reschedule his weekly
columns about the Dallas scene to every two weeks. There has been a lot of speculation as to why this is. We are here to set the record straight.
If you do not know who
Flash is then we suggest you click
here and read his columns starting with number one.
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“TOP 10 REASONS WHY FLASH
IS NOW EVERY OTHER WEEK.”
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"One" if not all of these are actually true.***
10. He wants more money.
9.
He at least wants SOME
money.
8.
After two weeks in
Amsterdam, he not only left his "muse" there, but half his brain cells.
7.
Trying to distance himself
from the Overexposed guy.
6.
Like everyone else, he is
getting into the website business:www.chris24.net (why
Chris?
5.
To many threesomes; not
enough time.
4.
Medical complications
developing as a result of recent hair transplants.
3. His former employer told
him, "Tim (fake name., moonlighting as a morning DJ is one thing, but this
Us Exposed thing.......
2.
He wants to devote more
time to his screenwriting career. Mister Hollywood!
1.
He has fallen for a large
breasted stripper who owns lots of animal print clothing.
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