FLASH
Exposing the seamy underside of
Dallas nightlife
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with Occasional Knowledge and Education, or C.O.K.E.
It痴
a Pain, All Right
Welcome to a special Campaign
2000 edition of Flash. With
the presidential election fast approaching, I ventured out on Planet
Dallas to find out what people think about the candidates.
In order to make this as scientific as possible, I tried to find
a typical guy and a typical chiquita.
The first person I talked
to was a 28 year old male from Addison I ran into on Lower Greenville.
Hello
sir. What痴 your name?
Jason.
And
what do you do?
I知
a telemarketer but I tell the chicks I知 in sales.
Of
course. What do you think
of Bush?
I
love it. In fact, when
I知 done here I知 heading over to Zubar to try to find me some.
No,
I知 talking about Bush and Gore.
Oh,
I like sex and violence in movies.
Way better than those chick flicks.
No,
George Bush and Al Gore.
Oh,
the guy who has trouble speaking and the guy who has trouble speaking
the truth.
Right.
What do you think about the allegations that Gore is stiff?
It
must be Viagra. I mean,
have you seen his wife?
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The second person I talked to was
a 20 something female I talked to while she worked.
Hi,
what痴 your name?
Brandi.
With an I.
Do
you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Are
you gonna get a dance?
Sure,
I guess.
Then
okay.
Are
you a Republican or a Democrat?
Actually,
I知 a Sagittarius.
No,
I mean what party are you?
Party?
Where? Will there be
coke?
Never
mind. Do you like Bush?
Hey,
that was just an experiment. I
was really drunk, she was my best friend and besides, my boyfriend
wanted me to.
P.S.
The opinions expressed here have
a margin of error of ｱ4.5%
and do not necessarily reflect the views of Us Exposed.
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