TOP 10 LIST
Top 10 list

 

Welcome to another edition of the latest addition to Us EXPOSED.  

 “Female Rebuttals” 

We have met a lot of people since starting this venture and decided to send one of the typical Dallas Velveeta out to interact with the female species. This is how we came up with this addition of the top 10 list. The comebacks came back rather crass, but he still claims a 75% score.

Top 10 female rebuttals.

10. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
       Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  
9.  Man: Is this seat empty?
     Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
  
8.   After hearing a pick-up line:
      Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

   
7.   Man: So, what do you do for a living?
       Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
  
6.   Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
       Woman: Do not enter.
  
5.  Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
     Woman: Unfertilized.
  
4.  Man: Your body is like a temple.
     Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
  
3.  Man: "Haven't we met before?"
     Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
 
2.   Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
      Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

1.  Man: Can I take your picture for Us Exposed.com?
     Woman: Yes......do you want my phone number also?

 

 

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