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    “So what is it  you do?” 

The inevitable question posed by Dallas women to men, usually within  60 seconds of the initial meeting.  Now guys know damn good and well the question is in reference to their job.  However, as well-seasoned and experienced veterans of Planet D, we don’t like to answer with a straight answer because god forbid you think we’re superficial.  Our only hope is that by resorting to sarcasm we can somehow salvage a successful conversation.  So here goes, our answers….

 TOP 10 Answers to “so what is it you do?”

  10.      I am a La Bare “Entertainer” 

  9.        I shoot pictures for Us EXPOSED.

  8.        I produce a television fishing show.

  7.        I am a manwhore.

  6.        I put the dot in .com.

  5.        I am a doorman at Zippers.

  4.        I am a recreational pharmaceutical sales rep.

  3.        I am a manager at Lipsticks.

  2.        I drive the short bus for a living.

  1.        I put the first kid on the back of a milk-carton.

   

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